Well, you asked.
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
I’m blowing up your line,
I got you on my mind,
the truth is hard to fight, so i’ll be
i’ll be drunk texting, drunk texting, drunk texting you
"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.
Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
joey kenward was calling daniel henrik the whole time and daniel slammed him so hard “that’s me… you know that? I’m daniel.. you know that? ok.” i’m pissing